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I know that I said I'd talk about sports at the beginning of this blog, and that I haven't really done that. I guess this is for a lot of reasons: all the stuff going on in law school that I can write about, the fact that I dont think most of the people who read my blog don't care much about sports, and because I haven't been really moved to do so. However, yesterday's events have finally moved me to write a sports blog post.

Yesterday, Rangers coach Tom Renney was fired (to the great delight of pretty much all Ranger fans), and was replaced with former Lightning coach John Tortorella. Now, the Rangers have been awful recently, and while it's not entirely Renney's fault, the man had to go. The question from here is what to do now. I have a few suggestions, most common, some not so common, as to how to salvage this season.

1) Sit Voros, play Prucha- This is a pretty obvious one for Ranger fans. Prucha has been inconsistent, but Voros has been consistently awful. He hasn't scored since November, doesn't really create traffic in front, and has been rendered superfluous by the trade for Erik Reitz. Prucha is probably gone because he's redundant as well (Dawes, Korpi, Callahan), but adding him to the lineup gives us the possibility of scoring goals and exhibits him for possible trading partners.

2) Sign Sean Avery- This is one that gives fans fits. Avery isn't a good person, this is a pretty obvious fact. He's also not gonna score much. Our power play sucks, so his ability to draw penalties is probably not helpful. However, he gives you solid passing, speed, and heart, and the latter has been extremely lacking in the Rangers this year. Dallas is gonna be picking up a bunch of his contract, and had he been available for that amount of money at the beginning of the offseason, there is no doubt in my mind that we would have kept him. So while our cap situation sucks, if we can find any way to fit him in (Trade Roszival? Shoot Redden?) we should do it.

3) Play Valiquette- Look, Henrik Lundqvist is a horse. He can play pretty much every day, but that doesn't mean he should. He has been standing on his head for us pretty much every game, but Steven Valiquette has been pretty damn good as well. Taking out that one atrocious game against Dallas, we're looking at a .927 save percentage and a 2.10 GAA. This is, on balance, better than Lundqvist. This is not to say that he's a better goalie, but that we can afford to give Henrik an occasional break and not be too worried.

4) Promote Sjostrom- Now, I don't know how many people are in my corner about this. I understand that he's a great checker, and a great penalty killer, but his speed and ability to finish leave me questioning why he has only taken 81 shots (less than 1/2 of what Gomez has taken). I see him as an admittedly less talented version of Zherdev. He can use his speed to make plays, and is a fantastic 1v1 player. Anyone who saw that shorthanded chance against TOR can't really argue that he deserves a chance to score, at least more so than some other players on this team.

5) Don't give up on D- This was a trademark of the Renney era. We might not be able to score, but we're not letting too many in (again, aside from Dallas). We need to keep playing intelligent defense, and support our goalies while still making a concerted effort to score.

Twenty-one games left in the year, and I think we can do this. If not, its gonna be a long winter.

May all your hits be crits,
B

Best Case So Far (Version 2.0)

To this point, the best case I've read was Yan v. Ford Motor Co. (New Jersey Supreme Court found that running across the Garden State late at night was reasonable). However, there is a new reigning champion...

In Stambovsky v. Ackley, the plaintiff (a NYC resident) bought a house in Nyack, NY. While this is not a criminal offense in itself, it is at the very least questionable, especially when he found out that the house was haunted by a poltergeist. Now, this makes for a pretty sweet case in itself, it is the judge's statements that truly make this case phenomenal. A few excerpts:

"In his pursuit for fraudulent misrepresentation agains the seller, plaintiff hasn't a ghost of a chance."
"A very practical problem arises with respect to the discovery of a paranormal phenomenon: Who you gonna call?"
"The notion that a haunting is a condition which can and should be ascertained upon reasonable inspection of the premises is a hobgoblin which should be exorcised from the body of legal precedent and laid quietly to rest."
AND the best quote
"...as a matter of law, the house is haunted."

Another highlight for me was that the judge decided, even if the defendant was to be believed, that she would still lose, as she promised the premises would be vacant, and the poultergeist rendered this not the case.

I don't think that I've ever seen a judge have so much fun with a case, although I guess that I'd have fun with this case too. A phenomenal premise + fantastic terms of phrase= best case of the year so far.

May all your hits be crits,
B

Water, Water Everywhere

Mostly, I like living in the law dorms. It's really convenient (I only have to walk 50-100 feet outside to get to class), most of my friends live there, and the cable is awesome. There are only two major problems:

1. The internet. Now usually the internet is really good. However, on the occasions where the internet goes out, the good people at IT will inform Gewirz residents by sending them an e-mail. Just take a second, and let that one sink in.

2. The Water. Good lord do I hate the water in this place. The first problem is that everyone's water is attached, so anytime that anyone has problems with their sink or shower, they have to turn EVERYONE'S water off for like two hours. For some reason they like to do this in the mornings, which strikes me as a superbly bad idea. Second issue with the water is the fact that I'm sharing with the whole building. This means that I have to time my shower perfectly. Take the shower too late, and I miss class. Take the shower too early, and I end up without hot water. And, as I've figured out, my mood in the morning is in a direct relationship to the heat of my shower. Cold showers make me a grumpy person.

Fortunately, if this is the worst thing going on, I guess this place isn't so bad.

May all your hits be crits,
B