So, I was walking back to my apartment yesterday when I ran into my friend Rob's roommate Sam. We exchanged the usual pleasantries, but upon walking by, he asked me if I was with the guys in the white helmets. My block has been under construction for over a year now, and all of the construction workers were taking their lunch break at Sammy's, the local greasy lunch counter. I looked down the sea of white-helmeted men, and said "Yeah, they're my network." Now, I thought this was brilliant. When else am I going to get an opportunity to pull that joke off? Sam just looked at me quizzically, and left. It took me a second to realize that Rob and Sam don't have cable, and that I had wasted this perfect opportunity. Story of my life...
May all your hits be crits (or at least not miss),
B
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