I'm just gonna put my opinions in Twitter form, as the first thing I'm thinking at the time:
1. DET: Stafford- He's under contract, no surprise here.
2. STL: J Smith- Bulger might survive the year.
3. KC: Jackson- Wait, who?
4. SEA: Curry- Great value at 4.
5. NYJ: Sanchez- Wonder if Drama and Turtle will come with...(shakes head).
6. CIN: A Smith- Like they said in Fight Club: Bob. Had. Bitch-tits. Bad choice.
7. OAK: Heyward-Bey- Least. Surprising. Pick. Ever. Crabtree should be righteously pissed.
8. JAX: Monroe- Went WAY too low. Doesn't anyone remember Brandon Albert?
9. GB: Raji- Lovin the ONE white dude at his draft-day party.
10. SF: Crabtree- Incredible plysical talent, and he's gonna have an ENORMOUS chip on his shoulder next year.
11. BUF: Maybin- Why is he spending so much time /facepalm-ing. Must be getting prepared for next year...
12. DEN: Moreno- To paraphrase Jim Mora: "DEFENSE? Don't talk about DEFENSE! You kiddin me- DEFENSE?" Another long year in Denver...
13. WSH: Orakpo- I don't think they COULD have gotten that pick in any faster, and I don't blame them a bit.
14. NO: Jenkins- As they haven't been able to cover anyone this decade, I think CB is the way to go.
15. HOU: Cushing- When the "glowing" praise about your team is that you could be "above-average" you should be sad. This should help.
16. SD: English- Mostly, I just like the name.
17. TB: Freeman- Loving Cleveland's draft strategy (2nd tradedown so far); Freeman's a project, but with increidble upside.
18. DEN: Ayers- Josh McDaniels pals around with terrorists. (Paid for by Citizens for Jay Cutler).
19. PHI: Maclin- (Cleveland Trade count: 3) Maclin and Jackson. If nothing else, they'll be fast next year.
20. DET: Pettigrew- Good News: Stafford might be good down the line. Bad News: He might not survive that long.
21. CLE: Mack- You heard right folks, the Browns have drafted Alex Mack. Not very strong, but can turn into liquid and sneak around the defense.
22. MIN: Harvin- This reeks of Troy Williamson, Take 2. Oh well, the QB's won't get it to him anyway.
Dinner Break...
23. BAL: Oher- And the last guy is out of the green room...
24. ATL: Jerry- Peria Jerry. Peria Jerry. Such a great name.
25. MIA: Davis- Vontae. Can I buy a vowel?
This is where I stopped. Damn Finals.
May all your hits be crits,
B
2 comments:
Yay for Alex Mack! (Only because he's a Golden Bear.) I would have had another "yay" for Zack Follett, had you made it to #26. Darn finals for stopping you!
And, yes, cheering on my alma mater is the extent of my ability to comment on the NFL draft.
And this is all really because ANYTHING is better than discussing the Rangers...
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